Comments | vvingnut: My Microsoft XBox

vvingnut

My Microsoft XBox

Sep 22, 2004 23:24

Way back in March, a band of sand people stole my xbox and sold it on the black market for bling bling gaffi sticks. After I tortured and killed every last sand person I was able to track my xbox to tatooine, where a droid was using it as a sex slave. I chopped off his droid dick and check my xbox into BXBA (battered xbox anonymous). after 6 months ( Read more... )

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qtg0thg1rl September 22 2004, 20:34:18 UTC

what an epic tale

vvingnut September 22 2004, 20:35:19 UTC

indeed.

shakhak September 23 2004, 07:53:06 UTC

Then Gamecube RAPED your Xbox in it's tiny little yellow ass. Wait that's WAY to adult for Nintendo... Then Gamecube touched your Xbox on it's tiny little yellow .. on it's port... on it's controller.

vvingnut September 23 2004, 13:56:56 UTC

was it YOUR gamecube?!?

pj0622 September 23 2004, 20:04:50 UTC

wow you guys, you're screwed up real bad :op

vvingnut September 23 2004, 20:42:20 UTC

you know you like it. >=D

pj0622 September 23 2004, 20:51:40 UTC

yeah i do ;op

vvingnut September 23 2004, 20:59:22 UTC

ha ha =)