[Hey. Hey Otacon. Look out on the wing. There appears to be a scruffy man in a business suit crouching atop it, arms bent at the elbow and hands resting against his shoulder, almost making it appear as if the man has wings and not hands.]
I'm just a cute little baby bird. [And he makes a little coo to demonstrate it.] And I'm just doing what we cute little baby birds do. Take perch.
[He waddles along the wing, flapping his arms every once in a while to maintain his character.]
But, unfortunately, it looks like your copilot didn't appear to notice me before he started up that engine. Whoopsie. [And he tumbles off the front of the wing, into the round tunnel of an aircraft engine. He'll even make a few sound effects of a bird squacking, an engine sputtering, and... it even looks as though black smoke is floating out.] Sorry, Captain. Looks like your wing's just been clipped.
[He'll hop out of the engine a moment later and land on the ground, a cigarette lazily perched in his mouth as he cranes his neck up at the cockpit.]And if your
( ... )
No need to worry, Casanova. Your ride's safe. For now.
[Oh hey, is that voice coming from next to you now? IT SURE IS. Mayhem's currently sitting in the nearest seat, feet lazily stretched up onto the NORAD's console.]
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[There is a fucking plane above Ecruteak city.]
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[And then he happened to realize the plane was moving. Why was the Nomad movi--]
LIQUID!!
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I'M ON A PLANE
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M FLYIN' IN A PLANE]
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I'm just a cute little baby bird. [And he makes a little coo to demonstrate it.] And I'm just doing what we cute little baby birds do. Take perch.
[He waddles along the wing, flapping his arms every once in a while to maintain his character.]
But, unfortunately, it looks like your copilot didn't appear to notice me before he started up that engine. Whoopsie. [And he tumbles off the front of the wing, into the round tunnel of an aircraft engine. He'll even make a few sound effects of a bird squacking, an engine sputtering, and... it even looks as though black smoke is floating out.] Sorry, Captain. Looks like your wing's just been clipped.
[He'll hop out of the engine a moment later and land on the ground, a cigarette lazily perched in his mouth as he cranes his neck up at the cockpit.]And if your ( ... )
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[What the actual hell. Otacon would just be staring at this guy trying to work out what he was talking about and OH GOD MY POOR BABY'S ENGINE]
...What.
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[Oh hey, is that voice coming from next to you now? IT SURE IS. Mayhem's currently sitting in the nearest seat, feet lazily stretched up onto the NORAD's console.]
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[WHAT HOW DID YOU DO THAT.]
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Don't mind the little odd Japanese child trying to pet it over here.]
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...Play along.
Have a pretty obviously faked gruff voice, Otacon.]
Change the disc? ...
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Well, yeah--if you didn't change the disc, you'd just be stuck between the snowfield and the blast furnace.
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Hngh...
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Gives you infinite ammunition, too. Pretty useful.
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[Sup plane? There's a very angry monster aiming a rocket launcher at it.]
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H-hold on a second--!
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[Now it's confused and aiming at Otacon.
Beginning threat assessment in 3...2...1...]
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