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[vulgarking]

AWWWWW. Gulch is so fat and cute, devouring that delicious-sounding steak without sharing any! She's a fat porcelain doll. I'd take her home in my trunk if I thought she could FIT INSIDE. She's slowly morphing into a fat child's plaything. You ought to be more careful about what you put into your dicky body, darling one

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[gin_up]

She is looking a bit rounded, wouldn't you say? Soon I might have to kill her instead of Crabbe or Goyle for food. I think she'd be good marinated, don't you?

[vulgarking]

To be completely honest with you: I'd rather starve to death.

[notspectacular]

MM. Candy corn.

[gin_up]

Good isn't it? I hope this isn't your share. Dumb slag.

[vulgarking]

You'll be fat, too.

[abbottle]

I'd like to think she just wasn't thinking when she wrote that, but the Slytherins -- Is this really necessary? I mean, it probably wasn't the nicest thing to do, to write about food like that when so many other students are hungry, but this seems a little cruel too. And I don't think there's really anything wrong with being a bit round, I think.

[vulgarking]

OH CHRIST, ABBOTT. She's basically the INCARNATE of feminine evil. Of course there's nothing wrong with being a little round, but Gulch should definitely be informed of her enormous arse before she starts knocking people over with it. YES? Yes.

[kirkeoff]

She is evil.

[gulched]

i am not!

[kirkeoff]

Oh yes you are.

[vulgarking]

She's evil and you're UNAFRAID to associate with her. I love you, Andrew, but I refuse to slay demons for you.

[gulched]

you are just a bully! i am most certainly not fat and i did share, so there!

[vulgarking]

WITH WHO? No one outside your fucking house, I bet.