Dear Gryffindor Boys Who Use the Facilities:

[nox_neville]

I do apologise for the recent bathtub infestation. The spawn of Trevoretta have taken root there and no one's been able to take a good bath for WEEKS. Though I know most of you DO prefer showers over baths, I happen to enjoy a good soak now and again after working in the gardens.

Do try not to step on any dozens of them.

That is all.

Comments

[shapely_millie]

The frogs belong to you then? And here I thought Professor Snape sent them to us as a gift to use for potions class. I was running low on frog eyes.

[shapely_millie]

Tell that to my fully stocked potions cabinet.

[shapely_millie]

Think of it this way, the next time you become ill the potion that heals you will have several parts of your precious pet's babies.

[nox_neville]

You are a horrible woman.

[shapely_millie]

Oi, without frog body parts we wouldn't have healing potions. Your frogs merely contributed to the good of medicinal treatment or some other complicated potion professor Snape wants us to brew.

[nox_neville]

But they weren't WILLINGLY experimented upon.

[shapely_millie]

If we had to ask every animal for their permission to be eaten or used as potions ingredients, we would starve and have countless of curable illnesses.

[nox_neville]

Some animals have compassion and the want to make things better rather than being ruthless killing machines.

[shapely_millie]

You're being far too sensitive about this. They are only frogs, Longbottom, breed some more.

[nox_neville]

But they were myyyyy frogs. I wouldn't go aroud killing anything of yours!

[shapely_millie]

I certainly didn't see your name spelled onto any of them and you don't go killing any of my frogs because I don't breed any. Get over it, I doubt you even named any of them.

[nox_neville]

AS A MATTER OF FACT:
Lulu, Moppet, Franklin, George, Hector, Darpthy, and Quincy
WILL ALL BE SORELY MISSED.

[shapely_millie]

You have no clue which ones are missing and which are not!

[nox_neville]

Did I leave out a few? Oh yes, the little ones:
Bartholemew, Nebakaneezer, Little Linguini, and Frodo.

HMPH.

[shapely_millie]

You're far too attached to those slimy creatures. I bet you can't even tell them apart. They all look the same.

[nox_neville]

I will not even waste my time on these pointless explanations to you of all people.

But they WERE like my.. well.. grandchildren I suppose.