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Dear collective group of Hogwarts students:
I am not insane.
I have not been molested by Draco Malfoy. I have not been violated by Draco Malfoy. I have not been touched inappropriately by Draco Malfoy. At all. Ever.
I do not spend any time whatsoever sniffing Draco Malfoy. He is not a highly addictive drug, a flower, or a scratch-and-sniff sticker. I do not actively inhale him.
Ron and I do not engage in sexual activities, kinky or otherwise, in the Gryffindor boys' dorms. Or anywhere else.
I am not stalking Draco Malfoy. I am not trying to keep his attention on me rather than his friends. I am not monopolizing his attention. And, shocker, I don't give a rat's arse whether he is ignoring you in favor of me or not. Because he isn't, you paranoid freaks.
And, finally, in case anybody's been wondering, I still sort of dislike hate him.
This has been another public service announcement from Harry Potter for the good of humanity. Thanks for your attention.
Draco Malfoy is scum. That's your public service announcement.
I am not insane.
I have not been molested by Draco Malfoy. I have not been violated by Draco Malfoy. I have not been touched inappropriately by Draco Malfoy. At all. Ever.
I do not spend any time whatsoever sniffing Draco Malfoy. He is not a highly addictive drug, a flower, or a scratch-and-sniff sticker. I do not actively inhale him.
Ron and I do not engage in sexual activities, kinky or otherwise, in the Gryffindor boys' dorms. Or anywhere else.
I am not stalking Draco Malfoy. I am not trying to keep his attention on me rather than his friends. I am not monopolizing his attention. And, shocker, I don't give a rat's arse whether he is ignoring you in favor of me or not. Because he isn't, you paranoid freaks.
And, finally, in case anybody's been wondering, I still sort of dislike hate him.
This has been another public service announcement from Harry Potter for the good of humanity. Thanks for your attention.
Draco Malfoy is scum. That's your public service announcement.