12 Reasons Same-Sex Marriage Will Ruin Society

[vroom_beepbeep]

1) Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.
2) Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children.
3) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only

Comments

[ravenova]

I was so going to put this into my LJ, you thief!

[_love_me_4ever_]

RIGHT ON!
Yea, remember me, the one you sit by at lunch? I added you, add me back?

[vroom_beepbeep]

i'm working on it!

[_love_me_4ever_]

you're so slow!

[vroom_beepbeep]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT!

[birdwishingluck]

This is Becca Wagner.
I made a new journal,
add me back if you want.

[carlotacaliente]

thats fuckin RIDICULOUS!!!

i wanna write a hate letter to whoever wrote that!

[vroom_beepbeep]

Carlota, calm down, it is merely sarcasm proving all the reasons people argue homosexuality as wrong. It is supporting gay marriage! Internet = bad for conveying sarcasm.