Sometimes they're 120 mm long, sometimes 72. Sometimes they are full-flavored, sometimes lights, and a lot of the time, menthol. They make my breath, hair, fingers and clothing stink and discolor my teeth. They make my skin look like crap. They pair wonderfully with coffee and the lard I inject into my veins intravenously. Dinosaurs could drown in the tar pits that are my lungs. They're a good excuse, and sometimes a necessity, to take a break at work. Sorry non-smokers...good job & all but just...fuck you? If you can't take 5 minutes to kill yourself like the rest of us then what good are you?
At least I look 30% cooler and have something to do with my hands.
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At least I look 30% cooler and have something to do with my hands.
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