Proverbial Umbilical Cord

[vowel_teeth]

Me mum phoned today. Turns out, last night we both had [nearly] the same dream. I was babysitting a bunch of children (in my dream they were filipino, but in her dream they were assorted asian children), and she was helping me out

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[anticarnation1]

haha you have been misled. Little filipino children are not grim death. Those are little papua new guineans and surinamese children. I can see why you would think that though.

I'm pretty sure hobo-love gives you cooties. hehe.

[vowel_teeth]

LOL. HOBO COOTIES!

To get rid of you have to pretend to hold a spray can 6 inches from infected persons and make the "psssht" sound with your lips. A la second grade.