Just thought I'd share...

[vorpalblade]

*PHONE RINGS*
Devra: Hello?
Guy: Baby?
Devra: Ummm...what?
Guy: Don't be like that, baby, I said I was sorry.
Devra: Wait...who is this?
Guy: C'mon baby, I love you, you know that.
Devra: I think you have the wrong number.
Guy: Oh, shit. Sorry.
Devra: It's cool.

Comments

[notxtheonly1]

I hate it when my mom gets drunk. Sorry about that, Devra.

[vorpalblade]

It's cool. Actually, I realized that it was Coyote, calling to apologize because you're a dirty skank and raped him in the bum.

<33333333! We're back together now.

[notxtheonly1]

Psshh. I'll let you think that.