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[von_hoho]

I suppose I should make an introductory post? That seems to be the way it's done here.

My name is Hohenheim Elric. I'm certain that my last name sounds familiar to some of you, that is because Edward and Alphonse are my sons. Of course he doesn't use the name Elric anymore, but Envy was also once my eldest son.

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[sexy_and_skorty]

[demonicraccoon]

You were Envy's father?

...

I don't like you.

[von_hoho]

Yes, I was. Edward and Alphonse's as well. Although I still am their father.

I don't suppose I blame you.

[sexy_and_skorty]

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY FOR A RESPONSE?!

[von_hoho]

Oh, are you busy? I don't want to keep you from your business.

[sexy_and_skorty]

STOP ACTING LIKE YOU FUCKING CARE.

YOU NEVER CARED.

YOU'RE FUCKING DISGUSTING.

WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!

[von_hoho]

Now that simply isn't true. I cared very much for my son.

[sexy_and_skorty]

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[in_his_honor]

Ah, the human who created a creature.

[von_hoho]

Yes, I am the first.

[in_his_honor]

You deserve a much worse existence from attempting such an act against God.

[von_hoho]

Yes, I know that.