You didn't invent it you know...

[volitaire]

Dear Flist,

Where all the Owen/Diane fics be at?

Like, srs bsns ones.
Not, "OMG and then she flew away and Owen slit his wrists on the runway and then went home and burned all his Tony Bennett records and masturbated in front of a weevil."

Not that I've ever read a fic like that, but you know what I mean.

Kthnx.

Comments

[anonymous]

There's no comm? I'm not big into Torchwood but that seems weird. In a world with a comm about Eleven's eyebrows, a Owen/Diane ficlessness (new word, let's get it out there!) seems sad and odd.

[volitaire]

Hha are you serious? A Matt Smith eyebrows community? I might just have to join that because it is so pointless and ridiculous!

And nope. Zero communities. If you type Diane/Owen into the lj searchbar it kinda goes, "...Whut?" and if you type Owen/Diane it goes, "OHHH! You mean those people from that one BBC show with the aliens? Oh right. Yeah. Sorry. I think there was like one story with them in it. Once. Or maybe not. May I interest you in some Jack/Ianto?"

Argh.

[ambitious_woman]

Randomness from nowhere. I once Rped a scene with an amazing Owen where he got called out on a lot of Diane stuff. But that's all I got. :(

[volitaire]

YAY I can always rely on you to have amazing and suitable writing. *raids your journal*

[ambitious_woman]

Well for this I am going to recommend a friend! She wrote some amazing Owen fic, including one where he compared Jack to one of those annoying trick candles on a birthday cake

[volitaire]

hHAHA OMG I will never look at that damned paperclip the same again!

Do you have any archived Diane RP stuff that I can raid (not to be pushy)? I'm just really disappointed in the utter lack of stories.

I guess I'll have to write some too.