*sighs contently* Yep. We are pretty much amazing...
You know, I'm suprised Aaron didn't find his way into this conversation...He IS Obama's boyfriend, after all. Certainly he would know what Affirmative Action is... And Han! Han and Chewie...they can adopt and raise Dave's children after Dave is killed by Racist Pertwee. Or you can. Since it is your dream. And I will be their fake aunt.
I'd like...rape them or something. Because of their high resemblance to their father.
NEW PLAN. Carrie Fischer will be their fake aunt. And I will have a restraining order. I'll just be Han's fake aunt. OHHHH C3PO and R2 ARE a gay couple!!! THEY can have Dave's kids and Han and Chewie will be fake uncles. Along with Aaron and Obama. Who are also a gay couple.
(I have a feeling these kids are going to be REAL screwed up later in life. First, they are constantly dogged by the paparazzi and worn down by their father, who is eventually murdered by a racist and insane previous incarnation of himself practicing suicidal Affirmative Action techniques, then they are taken into custody of a rugged space pirate and a giant dog, then your fostering (which isn't so bad, until I rape them), then a gay pairing of robots (one who doesn't shut up and one who says 'FUCK YOU' every other word), then finally the presidential candidate and his (asleep) gay botyfriend.)
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TERRIFYING PERTWEE!!!! (runs for my life)
(is surprised when Ten shows up behind me and starts running as well)
By the way, I hope our rooms don't get water damage from this excessive amount of rain we are getting...
I am glad we are cylons and only we can hear the siren and avoid the attacking aliens from War of the Worlds.
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Yep. We are pretty much amazing...
You know, I'm suprised Aaron didn't find his way into this conversation...He IS Obama's boyfriend, after all. Certainly he would know what Affirmative Action is...
And Han! Han and Chewie...they can adopt and raise Dave's children after Dave is killed by Racist Pertwee.
Or you can. Since it is your dream. And I will be their fake aunt.
WIN WIN SITUATION! *plows Dave over*
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AWWWW! Han and Chewis would be the best parents! Or C-3PO and R2D2, because gay couple with children are fabulous!
Or me. But I think you would be WAY to happy to be DT's children's fake aunt. Just saying.
Poor Dave...
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I'd like...rape them or something. Because of their high resemblance to their father.
NEW PLAN. Carrie Fischer will be their fake aunt. And I will have a restraining order. I'll just be Han's fake aunt.
OHHHH C3PO and R2 ARE a gay couple!!! THEY can have Dave's kids and Han and Chewie will be fake uncles.
Along with Aaron and Obama. Who are also a gay couple.
(I have a feeling these kids are going to be REAL screwed up later in life. First, they are constantly dogged by the paparazzi and worn down by their father, who is eventually murdered by a racist and insane previous incarnation of himself practicing suicidal Affirmative Action techniques, then they are taken into custody of a rugged space pirate and a giant dog, then your fostering (which isn't so bad, until I rape them), then a gay pairing of robots (one who doesn't shut up and one who says 'FUCK YOU' every other word), then finally the presidential candidate and his (asleep) gay botyfriend.)
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