Cry Wolf: Wolves Only

[volginswaifu]

[Unlike his other presentation where Ivan's face was just a projection on a screen, the wolves get to meet him face-to-face on his ridiculous throne.]

Okay, wolves. [A snort.] What a pathetic two you are.

[A sigh, as if accepting their uselessness.] What's your plan of attack?

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[fancy_shooting]

Hey, kid. You hungry?

[gunnabeahunter]

I'm not pathetic!

[Chico has no idea what's going on, but he's going to pretend he does and stands confidently near Ocelot. Only to get distracted.]

You have food?

[fancy_shooting]

Nope. We're going to eat one of them.

...Well not really. But don't expect any food from him. The Major is a свинья.

[volginswaifu]

Shut up, puss-in-boots.

[He wiggles his butt into his throne and sneers.]

Of course the whole hat-drawing would leave me with the two stupidest wolves out there.

[fancy_shooting]

I'm going after Liquid.

[volginswaifu]

[Leaning back in his throne again, legs crossed.]

Why, because he's been outed as a sheep?

[fancy_shooting]

Of course. Not going after the safe-sheep would be poor strategy.

[volginswaifu]

Keep them guessing, huh?

[A small laugh.]

Okay.

[fancy_shooting]

Unless I change my mind later, right now I'm going to say Colonel Volgin needs to be taken down this time.

[volginswaifu]

[Scowls.] Yeah, what's your reasoning?

[fancy_shooting]

I don't have you give you a reason.

[But he does anyway, because bragging is fun.]

Based on your criteria, people are pinning him as a sheep. I'm getting rid of the chance of going up against him in a vote.

[volginswaifu]

[He rests his cheek against the backs of his fingers, irritated even more so because Ocelot's choice made strategic sense.]

Very well. [It was just a game anyway, and he wasn't allowed to persuade.]