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[oopskaitomybad]

[ Today in the DR, you can find one Haku, standing with her Portal Device at her side. She is looking up, way up, mystified at the portals she has created

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[donereasoning]

[It's raining candy corn, hallelujah. Except instead of raining on top of him, it's all going straight through.

Ah, the life of a ghost. Like the scent of fresh lemons, you see.]

[oopskaitomybad]

[ ....

That is a ghost KaITO. at least he's not talking about hemorrhoids]

surprise 2/2

[oopskaitomybad]

No. This has to be a hallucination.

pffft

[donereasoning]

[Hearing her voice, he turns around. Oh, hey. The ex-programmer. The crazy ex-programmer.

He floats towards her.]

a-aww and after that huge tag you deleted, I'm sorry ffffff

[oopskaitomybad]

Or a hologram -- [pause]

Hello?

[-FFFUUUU HE'S ALL FLOATY AND CREEPY AND THE CANDY CORN DOESN'T TOUCH HIM AND HER PORTAL GUN DOESN'T MAKE PORTALS SHE CAN ACTUALLY USE]

S-Stay back! oh god oh god...

no worries! as long as he gets to float it's all good, lmao.

[donereasoning]

[FLOATS TOWARDS HER FASTER LOLOL.]

[oopskaitomybad]

[WHY COULDN'T THE PORTAL GUN HAVE TURNED INTO A GHOSTBUSTER GUN?? THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO HALLOWEEN APPROPRIATE AND GOSH THE DR GODS MUST HATE HER.

WHAT IF HE CAN POSSESS PEOPLE JESUS CHRIST

fuck this she is booking it.]

[donereasoning]

[He hadn't even thought about possession, ohgod. If someone ever mentions it to him there will be so much science to do.

He decides to chase her, drifting nearby and going right through everything. NOTHING CAN STOP HIM OHOHOHO.]

[oopskaitomybad]

[aaaa he's gaining]

I NEED AN EXORCIST!

[donereasoning]

[Still following, but now he's laughing.]