UTAU in Project Diva?!

[vocaloidiot]

[there is a distinct aura of deep gloom over Kaito's end of the bus-pumpkin. Further investigation will reveal a PSP, dropped out of shock and still displaying a certain UTAU, a Kaito huddled in the corner under his scarf, and a whole lot of pathos]

T-they won't even give me more songs, but they'll add whole new characters...

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[omnomoniichan]

[ see Miko.

see Miko move to the front of gloomy Kaito.

see Miko curiously look at the PSP.

see Miko pick it up.

see Miko press a button.

see the level restart. ]

Ahhh! How did Onee-chan get in there? Miko needs to find a way to get Onee-chan out of this thingy!!

[ nevermind that that isn't actually onee-chan's voice. but since Miko isn't actually PLAYING the game, just watching her big sister dance around, she misses too many of those lovely flying buttons which causes the level to end, and causes "Teto" (lol Miku) to do that ever-adorable 'fuuuuuuuuuuuuu D8' at her.

Miko is now devastated. she drops to her knees near Kaito and shakes the PSP in her hands. ]

Mouuuuu!! Miko will get you out of there, Onee-chan!! Miko promises!

[ .... guess who's a little bit culture-naive? this girl. she's probably never held a portable console in her entire short lifespan. ]

[vocaloidiot]

Aahh... ... you know she's only in there figuratively, right?

[omnomoniichan]

[ pokes her head up, looks at Kaito. confused werewolf is confused. ]

Ne? Fig .. yur ... ative ... lee?

[vocaloidiot]

... well, don't worry about it too much. It means she'll be right back out later on, right?

[icepopstar]

[Pats his shoulder.]

H-hang in there!

[vocaloidiot]

Just watch, they're going to stick her song into Extend or something and forget about us...

[icepopstar]

They wouldn't do that! They can't!

[vocaloidiot]

They totally would! They release some Teto DLC a month before extend's release? They're planning something!

[justanimitator]

W-- what's wrong, Kaito-san?!

[vocaloidiot]

Haaah... my motivation's at an all-time low...

[justanimitator]

Why? Did... did something bad happen?

[vocaloidiot]

I've been usurped. Shut down. Left by the wayside.

[lazy_troll]

[At least you get songs. Not that we'll ever admit that that bothers us.]

Sorry old man, but moe girls bring in the cash flow these days. You're just a thing of the past.

[vocaloidiot]

... aaah, I see. It's a shame that 'moe girls' disqualifies you too, huh?

[lazy_troll]

Nope. See, the otaku in our fandom are so sad, they actually think that 'tsundere' characters [Emphasizing with air-quotes.] fit in the moe spectrum! So, unlike you, I get to have my cake and eat it too.

[vocaloidiot]

Uwah, that was supposed to be a jab at you! Is this the power of an internet troll, to so deftly handle it?

[dancinghonour]

[Picks up the fallen PSP...observes...

...

WHAT ARE YOU GLOOMING ABOUT, KAITO.

At least you're in it...............]

[vocaloidiot]

... some of us can't ride off of Gumi's popularity, okay.

[dancinghonour]

Who's riding off of her popularity?!

[sob he's so proud of little sis but whyyyy does no-one like him]

[vocaloidiot]

You totally would be! Just imagine Project Diva x Internet Co Edition! It'd sell out instantly, just because of her!