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[vocaloidiot]

[so all those cars you got back at the Toyota blowout? Well, I hope you like pumpkin carriages straight out of the most victorian of victorian Cinderella stories. The size of the bus' replacement is... is really something, at least a couple stories high. Kaito is staring up and up and up at the gigantic fruit - which does of course have a gigantic

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[shota4virus]

[Just about to have a nap at his usual place, but then... WTH!]

There's no space!

[vocaloidiot]

[deadpan as hell]

That's true.

It's a bit of a...

... squash.

[shota4virus]

....Kaito will be sleeping outside tonight.

I'm glad that I'm 'small'.

[vocaloidiot]

No way, I totally called dibs ahead of time! It was legitimate and everything!

[flowerashes]

... It will attract insects and rot.

[vocaloidiot]

Well, to be honest, it just wouldn't be a version of the bus if we didn't have to replace it each month.

[flowerashes]

Don't you ever grow tired of it?

[vocaloidiot]

Well, mostly we just leave it all up to Haku. She's gotten pretty good at handling it by now.

[dogsonthe7th]

[The treehouse got changed too, although the actual tree is intact. So now, it's a giant pumpkin in a tree.]

...What the hell.

[vocaloidiot]

[... regarding it]

Well, at least yours auto-cleans by the magical power of gravity.

[dogsonthe7th]

Yeah, and next thing you know it'll be rotting. Then what?

[vocaloidiot]

Natural deterrent to keep out UTAU impostors?

[bringalongme]

...

[Remy knows not what to say about this]

[vocaloidiot]

... ahaha, don't worry about it! This is... a fair bit more normal than you'd think, at least.

[bringalongme]

[He's still staring at the giant pumpkin]

... It is? How can a vegetable so huge exist?

[vocaloidiot]

No, no! I mean the vegetable is strange, but that the strange things happening are the normal part.

[maxedstats]

I prefer the right, myself.

[vocaloidiot]

Well, either way! If I'm going to live in a gigantic pumpkin, I might as well make the best of it. Take the eyesocket, keep the lights on all the time seems only appropriate.

[maxedstats]

I'd inquire as to the effect of that upon your utility bill, but I can't imagine that there's running water in a giant pumpkin.

[vocaloidiot]

I don't think I've ever seen one as-is! The advantages of running off the bus engine, someone else pays for the petrol.