what am I doing

[mywifedied]

[ opening the door to whatever building you may be at the moment - your house, your store, your hideout, whatever. ]

I'm home ~ !

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Something ~wonderful~

[flowerpond]

...

No you're not.

[it's a bus]

[mywifedied]

[mywifedied]

[ steps out and then steps back in ]

... I'm on a bus.

[flowerpond]

[HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS-]

...You must be new!

[mechamikuthulu]

[...but this is clearly a library

the technohorror is quite sure of this

after all she always has to be so careful to avoid impaling books]

[mywifedied]

I don't remember going to the lib -

[ ... staring at you ]

[mechamikuthulu]

[tilts her head

click?]

[princeindream]

Welcome back, young master~

[Just play along with the act. You're certainly inside a cafe.]

[mywifedied]

Young Master?

[princeindream]

[Very charming smile. Please remind yourself, he's talented in host club.]

You look tired. Would you like some tea?

YES ILUSOMUCH. Also, still hiatusing so will be slowwwww. ;;

[shopatfamima]

Welcome to Family Mart! We have everything you need for your daily needs!

[ looks closely. :O ]

I see you are a Kaito! May I direct you to the aisle with all the ice cream?

/terrible person

[noeyestosee]

-Pardon? [is that someone at the door?]