The DR is still messed up, and I know why...

[onecoolashcat]

[So, anyone passing by the police station today may notice something a little odd. The resident Classy Cat is hanging about with one of the station's other resident Lens, but that isn't the odd part. The odd part is that the Classy Cat seems very happy to see him, top hat abandoned on the ground to make for easier snuggles, purring rather loudly

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/cue the multicat revenge threading

[flowerpond]

My, you've moved up in the world.

[onecoolashcat]

[YOU. He knows you. You're the lady with long legs.

Legs perfectly nuzzling against purrrrrr ♥]

[justanimitator]

[Why is Ash-san doing that? It's really weird!

Wait!]

L-- Lily-san?!

[flowerpond]

[wait what what are you what- aaaaa balance! balance! don't trip on unexpected catting!]

Uwa--! [flail] U-Um!

[justanimitator]

Okay, the pet shop employee said Ash would enjoy things with catnip in them, but is this normal?

Because this doesn't seem normal...]

So... so do you, um, like your present, Ash-san?

[This noise he's making is very strange!]

[onecoolashcat]

It's lovely.

[The reply might be a bit difficult to decipher beneath all that purring, though.]

[justanimitator]

'Lovely'?

It... um... doesn't look pretty though! Just green!

[onecoolashcat]

The smell, kitten.

The smell.

[nekaito]

[Hey, what smells good?]

[onecoolashcat]

[These mice, bro! Not 100% sure what they got in them but they are totally cuddleworthy. ♥]

[justanimitator]

[totally unprotected and sitting in their package right by these two Lens too!]

[nekaito]

[Well...i-it can't hurt if he just borrows one.
To smell it.

For just a little bit.
...

Nekaito starts inching towards the awesome-smelling mouse toys.]

oh man, I've been wanting Kaito to meet him forever. CLEARLY NOW IS THE BEST TIME

[was_no_miracle]

[...hope you don't mind a tiny patchy girlkitty trying to make off with your mice, guys. or the chewing when she changes her mind about the running away with it part.]

-Eve! Stop that, it isn't yours.

[onecoolashcat]

[YOU, I've seen you around a few times. Never got to properly sniff you--OTHER KITTY. Ash's momentary trek over to Kaito is halted midway when he spots Eve, dropping down even lower on all fours to get a good look at Eve.]

[justanimitator]

[Len's looking very confused and still embarrassed by all the snuggling over here.

But, still: Manners!]

Um, Hi, Kaito-san... Hi Eve-san...

[was_no_miracle]

[...Eve thinks you are the biggest kitty she has ever seen :o! puttin' the delicious smelling mousiething down to sniff hello properly :3

meanwhile, her daddy is having a small heart attack. he's seen cats fight over food and territory and other things before and he does not want his baby getting hurt D8 running the rest of the way over]

Ah, hello- I-I'm sorry, I lost my grip on her and she ran over before I could stop her-

[maxedstats]

[...]

[onecoolashcat]

[Hi there, landlady, ever have a very large, affectionate kitty plopped down at your feet?

You have now.]

[justanimitator]

M-- Miku-san! He's acting strange!

[maxedstats]

[just... crouches to get a better look at him]

So I noticed. What did you do?