How is a man expected to get any work done in this place.

With all this noise.

Is this where I get to say 'I started it'?

I've tried out some recipes for candy today. I made some lollipops.

Any testers? Any takers? Once in a lifetime opportunity-- they're free.

['Accidental' Voice Post]

Ah...this doesn't look like my bedroom or a pachinko parlor. I'm not covered in drool and...

And I'm not wearing my...

...underwear...

Then what is this déjà visité?

[ooc: lol all voice responses from him, I'm too lazy to title the comments D:]