not every man looks best with excessive facial hair. this is why the razor was invented ( Read more... )

That the ohio state fair is not running 3 more days so I can f'ing go to it when I visit Aug 12. I used to last forever! Ah the memories of youth! When I could eat ice cream with sugar in it and look cute milking a cow! or going down the giant slide on a rug! Also, my other favorite thing will also be over- the Summer Movie Series at the Ohio ( Read more... )

I like to beat my poetry into submission. It is quite fiesty ( Read more... )

after my ovaries ate a hole in my brain they whispered in this sinister horror-movie whisper..."its only going to get worse..."

are just not the best ( Read more... )

Here's to Adhering ( Read more... )

is what i shall be entering by going to visit my little brother. He did not seem excited about my desire to visit the whiskey factories. Also, I have already had an entire conversation with him. And changed my car rental information. and written in LJ. And it is not 9am.

I actually wrote two poems yesterday ( Read more... )

total war is about to be declared on tropical monster roaches and their infinate progeny. the geneva convention does not apply.

on the miss rap supreme show.
i can spit rhymes as good as any of these triflin' bitches.