Turner Legacy, Generation 5.3
Previously on the Turner Legacy:
- All the babies turned out to be adorable children
- Sandra had an affair with Uriel
- Sandra was killed by ghosts
The next morning, the kids wake up to cry during hours.
Derek: Whyyyy??
Derek: *is devastated*
Robert and Ellen decide not to cry and get drunk instead.
Then I gave them makeovers:
Here's Robert, who only got another outfit.
And Ellen, who is absolutely gorgeous!
Derek: Hey, did you know I got an award for "Policeman of the Year?"
Uriel: Wow, that's great! *gains cuisine enthusiasm*
Derek: In fact, I'm so great I'll have my own movie! Isn't it great?
Everyone: *ignores*
After Sandra's death, Derek is now angry all the time
He barely sleeps and spends all the time shooting hoops.
He used the wishing well to cheer up. He's now best friends with Stella Terrano and 13066301 's Madeleine Heinz.
It kinda looks like a multiple date :P
What??
They know each other ten minutes ago and are already woohooing!
Then Uriel dies.
Uriel: This is the happiest moment in my life :D :D
Me: O__O
Grace: Help I can't see anything!
Jasper: I wanna get closer but Ellen is on my way!
Uriel: Oooo, free drinks! Bye everyone! :D
Robert somehow gains cuisine enthusiasm from ghosts.
Derek: Can't you use a bathroom or something?!
Birthday time for Jasper and Grace!
Derek finally gets excited on a birthday.
Here's Jasper, who looks a lot like Sandra.
And Grace, who still looks a bit weird.
They all celebrated by smustling all night long.
Sandra: I'm deeeead!!
Sandra: This is awful! I didn't deserve this at all!
Sandra: RESURRECT ME NOW!!!
Robert: *pisses himself for the 976458797th time
Sandra: I want to be alive again, I have no social life here D:
Well, you didn't have one before.
Derek is finally a Captain Hero
Ellen goes on lots of dates, and she knows how to make things good.
For some reason, all ghosts only scare Robert.
Derek is now giving financial consulting to get lots of money
And he also wrote a succesful novel.
I was bored and annoyed with Derek being mean to everyone. Plus, I really missed Sandra.
So Derek summons the genie to bring her back.
Derek: Please bring back my wife so I can get out of this severe depression!
What? Why?
She lives on this lot!!!
Anyway, I summoned her back and....
She remembers her kids, but not Derek D:
And they aren't married anymore.
Derek: Oh, this window reminds me, she's my hot wife and I'm in love with her! :D
Soon everything goes back to normal.
WHAT?
This is your house!
Seriously. What did Robert do to all of you?
Derek: I'm sick of you! I should buy you diapers or what?!?!
Derek, Robert left the kitchen.
Ellen: My dad is so silly :)
Here's Derek as a superhero.
Derek: I have to save Sandra from evil amnesia!
Look who's still stalking!
Artemis: I haven't seen Derek in ages! I wonder if I still have a chance :D
Jasper tries to charm her by talking about the wonders of grilled cheese.
Artemis: I hate grilled cheese!
Jasper: Lalalalala I'm not listening!
Then the teens go fishing.
Ellen: Oh look! I got one!
Robert: *does not care*
Jasper: There was supposed to be grilled cheese here! ):<
Jasper: Wait, this isn't grilled cheese but it's
Ellen is frustrated because she only caught a fish.
This is the first good outing I do!
Lol, why are you talking in third person, Grace?
Back in the house, Artemis's plot to get Derek back is on.
Artemis: Now that you're single again, we should get engaged!
Derek: *plus plus*
Derek kicked Artemis out and called Sandra to get engaged/married again.
Apparently Sandra is a golddigger now ):
Marla's angry ghost immediately appears and tries to kill someone.
Jasper is the only one who doesn't drink like the rest of the family. He has his grilled cheese.
While Jasper ruins his dates with his constant grilled cheese talk.
He wishes for romance...
...and he gets it.
Jasper: Did you know grilled cheese is the greatest food in the whole world?
Stella: *yawns*
Then Grace (who is lesbian) tries to hit on Stella, but without success.
Derek and Sandra are all over each other again.
Ouch Derek, that looks really painful!
Grace and Robert were all like "wtf?"
Derek: And I will always love youuuu
Sandra: *swoons*
Then I sent the teens to another outing
Robert is channeling the devil
And Ellen decides to learn how to breakdance.
I love her "tough" face.
She immediately fails.
Grace: Booo you suck at this!
Ellen: STFU, Grace!
She soon learns it. Here she is, doing the moonwalk.
Ellen: Beat that, you losers!