[voice]

[not_soldier]

The only good thing about Valentine's Day is that I get a lot more business than usual. I could do without the half-drunk guy trying to serenade one of my neighbours.

Comments

[imperial_ray]

You don't like Valentine's Day?

[not_soldier]

It's just like any other day. I just don't like the annoyances that come with it.

[imperial_ray]

Maybe you should sit down with a cup of cocoa later...

[not_soldier]

Trust me, I'm planning on having something much stronger than cocoa later.

[experisite]

At least you get more business.

I just get the drunken buffoon.

[not_soldier]

I'm sure you scared that guy away immediately.

[experisite]

He tried to kiss me so I broke his jaw.

[not_soldier]

Good for you.

[memoria_persa]

It's not that bad, you know. Just be careful not to accidentally deliver something that's meant for you.

[not_soldier]

It's one thing if that guy was actually sober and could sing. It's another when he's horrendously out of tune and bawling his lungs out at 3 AM in the morning.

And I don't get anything on Valentine's Day except for bills and ads.

[memoria_persa]

I've run into someone like that before. It was a few years ago, but it's a weird sort of comfort to know that some people haven't changed.

You'd be surprised -- go take a quick look around.

[not_soldier]

People are the same everywhere. They seldom change.

Huh. Got a rose. Was that from you?