I don't believe in little green men

[viva_la_impala]

[The camera clicks on. The angle shows the ceiling and then tilts 90 degrees and falls with a clatter to the floor. Thankfully it's face up, showing us Dean, tied to a chair with a combination of duct tape, shoe laces, silly string, and rope. There's also the inside ribbons of several cassettes strewn festively around his person like streamers. His

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[a_necromancer]

[Anita didn't bother trying to answer Dean, as it was clear his access to the comm unit was tenuous at best. As such, it was only a few minutes before she was rattling the knob to his room. The door swung open without trouble, and Anita simply gazed at Dean for a few moments, trying not to giggle.

Her hair was candy floss pink, the little ringlets making her appear like some busty anime character from a series with way too many tentacles to be healthy.]

All dressed up and no-place to go?

[She walked forward as she spoke, keeping a close eye out for any little aliens.]

I don't think Dean even knows what he's missing with the anime. Especially Tenticle Porn.

[viva_la_impala]

[Dean blinked and stared at the woman in his doorway. She sounded like Anita, but the hair was throwing him for a serious loop. It was like one of those dolls little kids played with in the '80s. No. It was like a cartoon, or a comic book. It defied logic, especially on someone who was usually such a badass.

He paused, gathering his thoughts. An alien must have done this to her. He wasn't sure how, but it must have been pretty permanent for her to have not done anything about it. Apparently she as trying to pass it off with cool nonchalance. After all, she was rescuing him. Who was he to say anything about how she looked. But Dean, being wired the same way for years, just couldn't resist the snarky remark laced with pop culture references that was coming readily to his lips. This opportunity was too good to miss. How often did something so esoteric and hilarious fall in his lap?]

Dig the hair...It's outrageous. Truly...Truly...Truly outrageous.

I can just imagine that conversation. It'd be like a gift from the freakin gods.

[a_necromancer]

[With that priceless, priceless nugget of hilarity, Anita stopped short. Instead of yelling at him, though, she slung out her hip, cocked her head, grinned, and spoke.]

"Being whoever I want to be."

[Which, apparently, did not include helping an alien abductee with too much mouth. She turned on her heel and began to walk right back out of the room.

He'd be drooling on the floor by the time he was done and got over the initial shock and shame.

[viva_la_impala]

[Dean smirks in amusement as Anita goes along with his reference, but the smile melts when she turns to leave. Struggling in the chair he scoots and thumps after her, his one chance at salvation.]

No! Anita! Wait! Come back! Come baaaaack!

[And with a thud he falls over, chair and all, onto the floor. This ups his pathetic appearance considerably.]

[reckless_eagle]

[Sorry about this, Dean, but Poland's gonna be over here laughing his ass off.]

[viva_la_impala]

[You heartless bastard! Have you no compassion for a suffering man?! Cries forever!]

[reckless_eagle]

[Sure, of course he does! Christian compassion for his fellow Man and all that!]

[...It's just that he's got a healthy sense of schadenfreude, too, and that's hilarious. Sorry, bb~]

[viva_la_impala]

[Were the shoe on the other foot, Dean would be rolling on the floor laughing, but as he's the one tied up he's going to crai moar. It helps.]

[theidiotchosen]

[What. This face.]

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[wayward_sam]

[Sorry Dean, your brother is no better than Poland. But at least he's sorta nice about it and doesn't actually say anything until he's sure he's not about to burst into giggles? And he's also 90% sure that by the time he's seen the video and calmed down enough to be of any use, Anita's gotten to him.]

You tried killing something that posed no immediate physical danger to anyone, and you're surprised when they ganged up on you? Be thankful you didn't get strapped down to a table while they ran uncomfortable experiments to determine what makes you so aggressive.

... unless they actually did "violate" you.

... dude, tell me they didn't.

[Voice]-Assuming this is after Anita has at least untied him.

[viva_la_impala]

[Dean scowls into the video camera. He must be channeling Heath Ledger because that look, amidst all that marker, could kill you and make sure you didn't come back. Ever.]

It was only a matter of time before those things pulled a prank and someone got hurt. But hey, in my defense, I wasn't going to kill it. More like...neutralize it. Tie it up. Get it out of my hair.

As for being violated...Don't.Get.Me.Started.

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[wayward_sam]

More like it tied you up and got stuff in your hair. Good plan. This is why all of your bright ideas should be run by someone else before you go full speed ahead.

... that doesn't really answer the question, by the way.

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[viva_la_impala]

It tied me up? Nooo. Really?! I hadn't noticed, Captain Recap everything a million times and rub it in my face!

Hey! There is nothing wrong with my plans! I just underestimated my opponent. It could happen to anyone!

[Dean is silent for a long time.]

...They didn't touch me in my bathingsuit area, but I think they shot me up with something...I don't know...I was out of it for a while...

[video]

[idkmybfftony]

[America somehow manages to not laugh.]

Dean! Are you okay? What happened?!

[video]

[viva_la_impala]

I think I'm okay. Aliens happened! Tied me up and made me their bitch!

[video]

[idkmybfftony]

[America pauses as he tries to think what Dean means about that. Being oblivious kinda makes it hard to 'read situations', especially when it's always out of stock it doesn't seem like a good thing.]

They didn't.. hurt you, did they?

[video]

[viva_la_impala]

I don't really know. I was passed out at the time.

[OOC: I'm thinking they might have sedated him so he'll be a little out of it once it hits, but they didn't seriously hurt him.]