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[visiblewritings]

Drabble.
No reason.
Moist von Lipwig/Ponder Stibbons, The Senior Faculty.
Post Making Money.
No spoilers/Worksafe/PG.
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[forged_hero]

Really, the only way of dealing with Senior Faculty in a(n un?)compromising situation would be to play dead. I hear they cannot see one's Bits so long as they aren't moving.

Your bits, I mean. Not the senior faculty.

This is really very wonderful. The mummblemummblemummble and the senior faculty and the ground steadfastly refusing to swallow up Ponder Stibbons once again.

But, yes. They're really kind of addicting and endearing and just. Yes. Perfect. There is quite a bit of love :D

[visiblewritings]

>>the ground steadfastly refusing to swallow up Ponder Stibbons once again<<

It never does do when you want it to.

>>Really, the only way of dealing with Senior Faculty in a(n un?)compromising situation would be to play dead. I hear they cannot see one's Bits so long as they aren't moving.<<

They will still, ahem, poke you though. After all: "they say you'll never find out if you don't give them a poke". PTERRY WROTE THIS. HIIIIIIIIIIIIIM! And that man knows what he's doing.