Sympathy

[visiblemarket]

Haha! First bit of fic, as a 20 year old! This is exciting. And yes, it is Reaper, and yes, I do have some Plaude planned, as well, but this had more direct inspiration so...anyway. Oh, and this has a little...something...for certain people. I am vague

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[tessykins]

Oh argh. Way to rip out my heart and trample it into the dirt. You made me tear up, you meanie. Painful, but so beautiful. The perfect wrap-up for our (other) favorite angel/demon pair.

Ineffable!

[tessykins]

Especially my sex life.

Because it's fun?

[visiblemarket]

Well really, who would know better than them?

But...but...I have Plaude to write!

[tessykins]

Because old rich white dudes know exactly how I should think about and/or have sex.

Multi-task, woman!

[visiblemarket]

Well, they're expert consumers of it, apparently. Think about all the stuff they get up to.

I can't even single-task!

[tessykins]

Which is why there's so much medical research on how to help balding, impotent men.

That sucks.

[visiblemarket]

Well, they're the ones who need it most, clearly.

It does, doesn't it?

[tessykins]

Obviously. Because they have so little else.

It really does.

[visiblemarket]

They're an under-represented minority, you know.

I'm not even sure what we were talking about...

[tessykins]

They're oppressed.

Your inability to multitask?

[visiblemarket]

Poor things.

Ah, right. Well, there you go then: I clearly am incapable of it.

[tessykins]

They should be coddled.

Proof!