Twist

[visiblemarket]

Boy, I'm just churnin' them out, lately, aren't I?

Title: Twist
Characters/Pairing: Claude/Adam
Summary: A bit (a long, long, convoluted bit) of Claude and Adam backstory for Heroes Bride...which I am only posting for the flist, for now.
Rating:: R-ish
Warnings: Quite possibly one of the most self indulgent things I've ever written. Smutty

Comments

[trippypeas]

I enjoy english people...being snarky and rude and making innuendo...LLLOOVEED ITTT!

[visiblemarket]

*snort* I think that should've been the title. English People Being Snarky and Rude and Making Innuendo.

Thank you!

[trippypeas]

*laughs*

You're welcome...I'm going to assume your asleep by now..seeing as Lj is lame...

[visiblemarket]

I was indeed sleeping...but now I am awake...

[c_quinn]

How could you have doubted this? It's excellent--and adds much to the universe you've created with the Heroes Bride.

And kitten makes me grin far more than is reasonable.

[visiblemarket]

Because...it's just so ridiculously long? And...gah. I don't know. I'm glad you liked it, though.

Ah, I have to credit you for that! I completely forgot! Hee. Kitten.

[c_quinn]

Length is never a problem, dear. ;)

[visiblemarket]

Oh? I wonder what ever could you be talking about.

[lotus0kid]

Hoo boy, hell hath no fury like a prince scorned, huh? Man, if Westley used to be involved with Humperdink... that idea's a little disturbing, actually. Suffice it to say Peter's in even more trouble than I thought.

Loved this though, great backstory. I can't really stop myself contrasting Claude's relationship with Adam and with Peter now. They don't get much more different than between them, do they? Anyway, always great to see as much as I can get from this AU.

.. Kitten... Bwahahahaha!

[visiblemarket]

Man, if Westley used to be involved with Humperdink... that idea's a little disturbing, actually

Incredibly disturbing...but...hate sex is always fun...

Suffice it to say Peter's in even more trouble than I thought.

Oh, you have no idea...

I can't really stop myself contrasting Claude's relationship with Adam and with Peter now.

Awesome! That was kind of the point...as much as any of this had a point besides...two of my favorite characters snarking at each other.

They don't get much more different than between them, do they?

While at the same starting from about the same thing; rich, spoiled, and desperate for approval.

.. Kitten... Bwahahahaha!

Hee! I wondered if it would be too much...but you know, no. Adam would absolutely hate it but it's really kind of accurate.

Glad you enjoyed it!

[lotus0kid]

Oh, you have no idea...
You are such a tease! Seriously...

While at the same starting from about the same thing; rich, spoiled, and desperate for approval.
Mm, good point. Well, I guess that just shows the deeper difference in their personalities.

I wondered if it would be too much...
Oh hardly, it's hilarious. Gave me a little fic idea, in fact. ^^

[visiblemarket]

You are such a tease! Seriously...

*unbuttons another button from her shirt* Oh, really? Why would you say that?

Mm, good point. Well, I guess that just shows the deeper difference in their personalities.

At least I hope so...and now I'm tempted to do Claude's POV for something to address that.

Oh hardly, it's hilarious. Gave me a little fic idea, in fact. ^^

Glee! I so love doing that.

[indyhat]

“Did I?” Bright blue eyes sparkled with condescension. “Can’t recall.”

Hee!

“Parity,” he said, torn between smirking and frowning and then merely nodding to himself, before briskly ducking his head and pressing his mouth against Claude’s.

Oh. Hee.

sweat-tarnished gold

Lovely.

secure in the knowledge that Claude was the only one of his detail who’d been able to track him, even before, and ambushing him there, with brutal kisses and feral grapplings that left them both bruised and bloodied to the point that their returns to the castle were met with concerns about raiders or some kind of vicious beast that they’d only barely managed to escape.

I can't decide whether this is hot, or funny, or both.

harsh rains

Ahem.

It’s but a flesh wound

*cough*MontyPython!*cough* ;)

Also, Claude calling Adam "kitten" is just too precious :)

“He’s your father’s chief intelligence officer and you don’t know his name?”

Would this be Bennet? With the unguessable first name? XD

“He’s got a family

[visiblemarket]

*cough*MontyPython!*cough* ;)

*snicker* For sure. There's an icon like that floating around.

I can't decide whether this is hot, or funny, or both.

Well, I think I'd like to hear that it's both ;)

Also, Claude calling Adam "kitten" is just too precious :)

*snort* Totally c_quinn's idea. And a good contrast to poodle.

Ha! It is Bennet!

Well aren't you clever?

Oh. This is kind of bittersweet. I like.

*grins* I'm glad you do! I enjoyed writing it way too much.

[indyhat]

can't decide whether this is hot, or funny, or both.

Well, I think I'd like to hear that it's both ;)

Oh, it's definitely both :)

Well aren't you clever?

*preens*

I enjoyed writing it way too much.

... I'm missing the part where that's a problem ;)

[visiblemarket]

Oh, it's definitely both :)

*squee*!

*preens*

*pets*

... I'm missing the part where that's a problem ;)

*snort* It felt ridiculously self-indulgent, especially given that it's not really necessary to the plot or anything. So, that was...my problem with it.