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Jan 20, 2010 18:46

CLAUDE'S MAILBOX

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goingtothelordy January 21 2008, 00:49:18 UTC
Greetings Female Male Island Resident!

My name is Charles J. Guiteau (you may have heard of me, I'm quite extraordinary) and I come to you with a proposition. I recently ran in the previous Council election and by some fluke or error did not succeed in securing a position, and am quite busy rectifying any possible problems with my social status and my popularity in hopes to improve my outcome in the next election. As such, I have decided it would be beneficial to myself and my reputation should I take a wife huband legal significicant other, and I believe any woman man would find me an amiable mate.

As you may have already guessed, I would like to propose the idea of marriage to you. Please respond "yes" or "no". I have provided checkboxes below for your convenience.

[ ] - Yes
[ ] - No

I eagerly await your decision.

Sincerely,
Charles J. Guiteau

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visibleclaude January 21 2008, 00:53:11 UTC
The same note was returned promptly to Charles' mailbox the next day with a bullet hole cleanly through the NO checkbox.

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