//seventeen// kat made me, she's a hard mistress :(

[visestvita]

If I hear Birkin attempting 'We Are The Champions' one more time, I may have to not only remove solitaire from his computer, but remove the computer altogether.

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Brb, rubbing cocoa butter on your legs

[touchofgenius]

Well, winning at solitaire is a big deal. They make it so hard... And Queen is the perfect compliment to those bouncing cards!

I'll just put on the Frank Sinatra

[visestvita]

Solitaire. You are trying to tell me that winning solitaire is a big deal.

This is going places it shouldn't :|

[touchofgenius]

Mhm! It probably wouldn't be usually, but I'm just so booooored... Running the world with you is kinda lame.

WELL YOU STARTED IT

[visestvita]

If that's the case, then perhaps I'd be better off running it without you. Maybe I could put you in a soundproof room where you'd play solitaire to your heart's content.

[knifeinabox]

Can I just kill him instead?

[visestvita]

Unfortunately, you lack a PhD, or you could take his place. There are enough others who still need killing in any case.

[knifeinabox]

And I'd get one, but I somehow don't think virology would be my field of choice.

Got anyone specific in mind? Psycho has a point; locking ourselves in this lab is making me get antsy.

[visestvita]

I doubt you could get one in knife-throwing either.

I notice Ada Wong is still among the living.

[bare_my_fangs]

Just stick your dick in his mouth. Simple.

/lol late

[visestvita]

'Simple' but idiotic.