//fifteen// [this is serious fucking business]

[visestvita]

25 acres seems quite adequate for a private island. Lovely location too. About time you went to the beach, Birkin.

[[ooc: it occurs to me some reference might be wanted. There is none. Except: http://www.privateislandsonline.com/leaf-cay.htm]]

Comments

[touchofgenius]

...You're getting us an island?

[visestvita]

Actually, no, I'm getting us a puppy to symbolise the next stage in our relationship.

Yes, I'm getting us an island.

[touchofgenius]

You wouldn't trust me with a puppy and you know it. Besides, if you wanted something that would "symbolize the next stage in our relationship" after all these years, it better be something shinier than a puppy.

Where is it? It's not that creepy island off of Spain that got blown up, is it?

[visestvita]

Venus flytrap then?

No. Bahamas, actually. Even you might get a tan.

[knifeinabox]

Any reason you went from bioterrorist to Bond villain all of a sudden? Or did you just need the room?

[visestvita]

Get me a white cat and we'll see about Bond villain. I thought it'd be nice to have somewhere private like that.

[knifeinabox]

"No Mr. Redfield, I expect you to die."

Finally, a place where the government won't come knocking on our door every few weeks because another villager disappeared. Not a bad idea.

[visestvita]

Because I've always wanted to say that.

I don't think there are any villagers. There are, however, probably plenty of innocent animals for you to disembowel to your heart's content.

[someonesuitable]

A private island? Mmm, perhaps I'll wait until you've relocated to pay you that visit. The weather in Kijuju did dreadful things to my hair, you know.

[visestvita]

I do think the Bahamas would suit you better.

[someonesuitable]

I couldn't agree more. When do you plan on moving?

[visestvita]

As soon as possible. I'd think the bare necessities would be ready by next week at the latest. I fear yoy might have to put up with some garish interior design for a little while though.

[visestvita]

No.

[visestvita]

Quite.

[missdoitherself]

You're buying an island?

[visestvita]

Bought one, as a matter of fact.

[missdoitherself]

That's disgusting. You're unbelievable.

[visestvita]

Gorgeous weather too. Much preferable to Kijuju. I could even invite you over for cocktails.