Give me a law book, I need to find Murphy's.

[virtuistic]

I just burned my damn thumb on the toaster. This weekend officially sucks.

It is so. cold. So cold that gasoline cannot combust inside engines and so cold that it will kill you if you get locked out of your house. My face hurts when I'm outside. My nose-hairs freeze. The temperature will not be able to breach 0. We are literally living in a land

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[painted0buddha]

I can't even imagine things that cold. Hi, it's 60 degrees here and people think that's cold.

I'm drinking so my math is fuzzy...

[virtuistic]

Come on up here. You won't have to imagine. You can experience. You know you want to.

It is currently -35. That means that it is 95 degrees warmer where you are than it is here.

Ninety-five.

I'm just gonna let that soak in. Just think about that differential.