Capsule Review: Death Race

[virtuistic]

This is going to be the shortest review I've ever written. But that's fine, because there are no spoilers and this is all I have to say.

Death Race

Gratuitous. Also, Jason Statham is a fine specimen of a man. See Exhibit A:

Exhibit A

Comments

[nerdish]

Yes. Death Race can be summed up in two words. Jason Statham. Though Tyrese wasn't all that bad either

[virtuistic]

Tyrese is a gorgeous man, but the whole reading the bible while slicing his face with a razor blade actually worked against him for me. That and the painfully bad dialogue. If I heard the words "let's roll" fall out of his mouth one more time I was gonna go get in that race and blow some bitches up.

[distress_bacon]

Also, Jason Statham is a fine specimen of a man

Having only just recently seen "The Transporter", I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter...

(oh wait I already do, lol!)

[extremetapir]

He's awesome in Snatch.

[kpachayagolobka]

and Crank-- basically, he's awesome in everything

[kpachayagolobka]

GOOD GOD YES HE IS! WHOOOOO! *throws money at picture*

I f'ing love Statham, he's the man.

[virtuistic]

Even with the receding hairline! Somehow he makes it look rugged and sexy. It's like his hair just had to fall out because he was kicking too much ass, wrestling in oil, and shooting bitches. It's truly amazing.

[kpachayagolobka]

I would totally agree with that assessment... mmmmstatham