beyoooonnnd aggravation

last night was off the fuckin chaaaiiinnn. trentons parents are in italy for the next two weeks so we kicked off with one of potentially several killer parties. i arrived at trentons around 730 and took care o' business on our keg from nigga allen. i was then informed that trentons grandparents live in the area and would be needing the name and ( Read more... )

today would have been rough because i would have had to ref all day and have no time left over to paint my room and finish my precal project. But then my good friends thunder and lightning showed up at dyess park and i got to come home, and i still got payed for showing up. Then i cashed like 8 checks i've had piled up so im totally loaded, i dont ( Read more... )

The last day of an excellent four day weekend went out with a bang when Jay and I went to the Northoaks Six Theatre. The only movie playing close to the time at which we arrived was White Chicks. It was terrible. Although we missed the first thirty minutes or so, i dont think anything could have made that movie worth $1.50. Not even the Wayans ( Read more... )

lacrosse practice was cancelled all week due to rain so that was nice. tonight we did nothing and drove around and got denied at every gas station in the world. we went our separate ways and after taking taylor home, i spent two hours in this colossal ditch because i am a MORON. Robert, Trenton, Jeff, Fowler, and this guy Michael pulled me out so ( Read more... )

college night was almost a disasta. we drove around for an eternity in search of the elusive sam houston raceway. eventually i used the stars to navigate and we made it with plenty o' time to spare. i got a lot of pens and filled out my basic info for millions of colleges. this pseudo gay guy pulled joe, erica, katie and myself out of the crowd to ( Read more... )

Today was like college without professors, classes, and work in general. No one was around to poop our party, just like in the movies. What a good day it was, I can't even get over how good it was. That is how every day should be.

Predator, a true classic. The only movie to ever star two future governors.

Lifeguarding is finally over, but the soccer season has just begun. And reffing soccer games is even worse than lifeguarding because people yell at you and its ridiculously hot at dyess park. But the point is, I blow whistles a lot.

Prior to a few days ago I was reluctant to hop on the LJ BANDWAGON. I wasn't sure what the point of having one was, but then i realized its almost the same as instant messanger..and so i got a livejournal. Little did i know that this would be the beginning of the end ( Read more... )

Last night we summoned the dragon at melanimal's and it was even better than I predicted. I saw a lot of things I will remember forev, many of which were the funniest things I have seen in quite some time. From an extremely awkward run-in with the poelice, to elaborate Roger Clemens impersonations, to colossal beer helmet malfunctions, to Jay ( Read more... )