[fan fic] Breasts! (Now that I have your attention...)

[violetzewriter]

Title: Breasts! (Now that I have your attention...) 
Characters/Parings: Fem!Canada, America, England, Australia, South Africa, New Zealand, and Sealand. I suppose England/Canada.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Breasty business and foolishness. Oh, and genderbend.
Summary: Sealand delivers Canada some flowers and gets a hug. The other boys immediately fight over

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Skippable historical/cultural notes

[violetzewriter]

-Pakistan is no longer suspended in the Commonwealth of Nations, but this is set a few years ago.
-A lot of early Canadian political cartoons featured a young "Miss Canada" and her lecherous "Cousin Johnathan". As a result I sort of picked up the headcanon of fem!Canada and America being cousins.
-Canada really was super against South Africa re-joining the Commonwealth while the policy of apartheid (segregation of race as a government policy), and then South Africa got rid of the policy and has spent a considerable amount of time making up to other countries.
-And yes, South Africa and India really do regularly have cricket matches. Seriously. It's awesome.
-New Zealand and Canada are kinda like the neglected baby brothers of the world, even if my headcanon dictates that New Zealand is actually the older one.
-That French translates into, "I remember, that born under the lily, I grew under the rose." It's Quebec's motto. Lily = France, rose = England.