Something I'd rather not have known...

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So I'm sitting here, after a long day, sipping a little wine and waiting on the Patron to finish coding data. One cat's gotten comfy across my lap, the other one is on a pillow behind the sofa, so I pickup the remote and turn on the tv and, bot surprisingly, it's tuned to Bravo. It's the Real Housewives, New Jersey-style, and they're having some

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[casatthedisco]

Johnny's hair makes so much sense now...

It's New Jersey, it's what it does to people, you can't escape it.

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It's New Jersey, it's what it does to people, you can't escape it.

Now, have you witnessed this phenomenon yourself? It sounds as if you have some kind of real-life experience with this. Maybe a friend or relative? ^_~

[casatthedisco]

It's kind of like when people go to the Bahamas or something and they come back with their hair braided and full of shells, only this is more gradual and long term. (It's like when I moved to the south for a bit and started saying that I was "fixing to" do things. *shudder* Luckily my relatives have not fallen victim, but I have seen coworkers who definitely look more New Jersey than New York. Women suddenly think it's a good idea to use bump-its. Men suddenly think it's a good idea to wear four chains/necklaces.

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Oh my. I think I need to stay far, far away from Jersey...

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My thoughts exactly! ^_^

It's a crack fic begging to be written.

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Hasn't he already done the snookie hair thing? I mean really, the heights of some of those pompadour styles. Those were pretty much in the Snookie zone...

[sweet_ran]

Is this the same guy or not?

[violett_crumble]

Yes, that's him!

You have just given me the most delightful image of Viktor having one or two of the Jersey Housewives over, no doubt for some cognac. (I can't see Nina approving though and she'd be in a mini-Galina-like huff all evening.)

Oh, thank you for that image - it's wonderful!

[sweet_ran]

Ahahaha...dammit, you~ I can't get that image out my head now! XD

This is just another reason why Johnny should stop listening to these Russians. -___-'

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This is just another reason why Johnny should stop listening to these Russians

Yeah, because next thing you know he'll be listening to those Jersey Italians and have a boyfriend called Vinnie.

[infernallysly]

I don't know who the Jersey Housewives are? But yeah, Johnny = tacky. I came to accept this fact a while ago, even if sometimes it pains me a little.

[violett_crumble]

Well, I have to admit it too, despite what a hardcore stan I am.

*whispers* Was he that was before he moved to Jersey?