"Can the balloon juice, Stalker..."

[viola_dreamwalk]

Win or lose in November, it is officially the best campaign season ever. From today alone:

From Wonkette:
Jeb Bush is denying he was chased by big mean steelworkers in Pennsylvania and then had to hide in a broom closet where he cried like a little girl. Jebby was helping Santorum raise money last week when the mob spotted the Florida guv. They

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[livii]

The Christopher Shays thing almost makes me want to try his drugs, and I don't do drugs, dude. But those have got to be some seriously fucking good shit.

[viola_dreamwalk]

Seriously. I think they all got ahold of the really good weed, back in, like, July. It is the only explanation.

[viola_dreamwalk]

The scariest thing? That's not the first time I've heard that theory floated. It seems to be a favorite among some of the more seriously related-challenged people in this country.

[pink_hobbit]

Even more sad/funny Craig Schelske ran for congress in and is originally from Oregon. According to news reports he *threatened* to take the kids back there. Oh the horror!

[viola_dreamwalk]

Well, we *are* supposedly the "Mississippi of the West." Plus, we've got hippies!