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Possible Middle Names of Bill Gates
by "Sparrow"

Irwin
Euclid
Betty
Vashnarawan
Tiny
Open
Heavenly
Toll
Col
Tyrannosaurus
Jed
Mott the Hoople
Buttfucker
Antigone
Pez
Monopoly Capitalist
Orgone Box
Windows '95
"Buzz"
God
Egg Foo Yung
Veal

I'm not trying to be a nuisance, I just think we can do better than this. That was simply my two cents, you can, you can take it or leave it.

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My dad and Patty were in a car accident in San Diego. My dad's in the hospital with a broken arm and collar bone...and i think a bruised lung. Which means he can't fly home because he cant be above 4000 feet in the air (the bruised lung). He's on a lot of morphine right now. I won't be able to see him until he gets home ( Read more... )

My cat died yesterday. I miss him.

He was freaking older than me. I'm looking for a picture of him to post. He was my baby.

uofm327: i should get a high paying job and pay for ur stuff so u dont have to work at wal mart

He's so amazing :)

My name is Lily HGAAGH. She lives in my building and she hgas not paid her rent!

Who I am hates who I've been.


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