T is for Tuesday and Terrible Food

[write_light]

All by way of Vivat Vintage, an excellent tumblr you should be following.

This first one isn't gross food, it's just a weird ad; she's a bit too into those pickles.

Comments

[luke_russell]

Australian fare is all pretty bland, but yum, bread and butter pickles. So sweet and tangy at the same time. Delicious right out of the jar!

[1geek_queen]

I don't know which food is more disgusting-- the meat and peanut butter sandwich or the Jell-O salad. O_O And how do you arrange items in Jell-O that precise anyway? Uh, maybe it's best that we don't know.

[luke_russell]

It's actually quite simple, you make the jello in stages. A lot of work for very little reward, but I guess housewives did all sorts of things to keep themselves busy with all the new appliances coming out in the 1950s

[1geek_queen]

Oh, okay. I can picture how they did it, now. Thank you for your help.

[ejia_arath03]

I feel like that last one belongs deep below the sea with its fellow elder gods.

[hannahsarah]

All this stuff is total nightmare fuel for my daughter. She won't eat anything where "food is touching each other".

I'm beginning to think she may be onto something there.

[pikkewyntjie]

I think that sandwich was already burned. Look how dark the crust on that bread is.

I don't care what country you're in, "playtime" and "salad" do not go together! Not on this planet, anyway. Also, is that supposed to be a slice of kangaroo lunch meat? Not judging. Just asking.

Judging from the glow in the middle of the Jello salad, I would say that the alien life form will be hatching any minute now. It will emerge from the pod hungry and no way is it going to want to eat prunes and green olives with pimientos so you might want to get a running start.

[write_light]

Jello ads are the gift that keeps on giving. :D

[teamrodent]

Oh my God, They turned Bowie into a beet salad! :O