E is for Elections

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Comments

[laurel_hardy]

Look at my boobs! See my boobs! Just look at them!

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Vote for them!!!!!

[pikkewyntjie]

Can I vote for both? I'm not sure if I lean right or left.

[1geek_queen]

That waistband looks painful!

[pikkewyntjie]

So where's that new tag . . . oh, you said elections! With an "L." I thought it said . . . well, never mind.

Then again, with politicians these days, there's really not much of a difference, is there?

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Not one politician is giving me an erection. Telegenic my ass.

[pikkewyntjie]

I don't find any of them particularly arousing, either. If anything, it's the opposite. :P I honestly do not understand what women see in these fools and why their wives stick with them (I know with Elizabeth Edwards it was a different situation and I respect her choice to tough it out to the bitter and all-too-soon end, but she was the exception). Ladies, have some self-respect for God's sake! At least try to be a positive role model for young women. If you want to hook up with someone rich and powerful, find a CEO or something. He'll probably still cheat, but at least there's less public humiliation involved.

Stepping off of soap box now. Sorry about that. :D

[laurel_hardy]

So, better to be Wendy Deng than Huma Abedin? You certainly get to walk away with a ton more moolah. I'm sure Anthony Wiener is just a pipsqueak compared to Rupert Murdoch. At least when you compare wallets.

[missdimple]

I've never understood these ads.

[write_light]

Well, the simplest interpretation is that the bra is so wonderful, it's part of your dreams. Implication: It will help you achieve those dreams. More explicitly, it's there in key moments, the only garment you need to wear.