Classified Ads Weekend - oddly specific

[mellzie_1963]

Comments

[laurel_hardy]

I like to think they wanted to use her as a fitting model for their cloaks in addition to German bookkeeping. You know, instead of just using her.

[agent13]

"Ask for Professor Moriarity."

[year_anda_day]

That's... oddly specific.

[luke_russell]

I remember growing up in Buffalo in the 60s and Polish firms would only hire Polish-Americans and similar to German small businesses. That kept the money in the community. Masonics, Jews and Chinese did the same. They just can't be specific anymore.

[meleth]

"Will be paid to copy encyclopedia entries for 2 hours each morning."

[ms_hissyfit]

Brilliant! Now we only need a crime that this ad can relate to and we practically have a new Sherlock episode. In what kind of crime could a busty German with bookkeeping skills be innocently involved?

[meleth]

Perhaps she's meant to provide the illusion of an affair, thereby giving our miscreant a plausible reason to spend large amounts of time in undisclosed locations.

[fledgist]

Must have red hair.

[misstia]

uh, since they asking for a specific bust size that makes me wonder if "bookkeeping on a small scale" is an euphemism for something??

[luke_russell]

hahaha! My guess is they wanted someone to not only do the books but also model the merchandise. Small business realities at work here.