To write the impossible fic!

[vilakins]

I see this meme has returned again. I had a lot of fun last time, we're being lashed by the worst storm in a decade, the roof is leaking again, and I need the distraction.

List three stories you think I will never ever write, and I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.[Edit] This meme is now closed. I'll post the snippets in a separate

Comments

[astrogirl2]

OK...

1) Vila gets eaten by a space monster.

2) Servalan goes into contented retirement and takes up macramé.

3) Vilakins!Sue on the Liberator.

*is feeling both silly and evil* :)

[vilakins]

They all sound like fun, actually!

[astrogirl2]

Well, no reason you can't write all three of 'em, if you like. ;)

[vilakins]

Nah. One's enough. :-) And I know which one too.

[lizamanynames]

Uh, mushy Avon/Vila, B7 RPS, or... Servalan gets everything she ever wanted and lives happily ever after

[altariel]

That is an awesome icon :-)

[lizamanynames]

*glee* It's by the marvy snowgrouse who make the most fun B7 icons.

[vilakins]

Eep! You know how to make it hard.

[kerravonsen]

(went back and looked at the old one, and decided to recycle one of them)
1) Liberator: the rock band

2) Vila is a psychostrategist working in cahoots with Orac to run psychological tests on the crew

3) Not only are Vila and Avon brothers, and Dev Tarrant is Del Tarrant's uncle, but Soolin is Jenna's sister, Soolin had a twin who was made into a mutoid, Avon had a daughter by Servalan who was force-grown by the Clone-Masters, Blake and Del Tarrant are cousins, Gan and Jarvik are cousins, Dayna's mother and Jenna's mother were best friends in school, and Avon is a latent empath.

[vilakins]

I am impressed. That last one hardly left any cliché unturned.

And you know, I've read the first two!

[kerravonsen]

And you know, I've read the first two!

What, there actually exists a "Liberator: the rock band" story? The mind boggles.

[vilakins]

It's a Bizarro one. Vila plays the drums and I think Avon is lead singer.

Suggetstions

[jaxomsride]

1) Vampire Vila (Because it alliterates nicely)
2) An AU where Vila is the one in the access channel not Nova. (Sorry Vila)
3) An AU where Vila is a female.
4) Vila is half Auron, hence his special sensitivites.

I've a sneaking suspicion I might have read the rock band one too, ages ago though.

Re: Suggetstions

[vilakins]

There are only meant to be three, but this gives me more choice so let it stand. :-)

Re: Suggetstions

[jaxomsride]

oops got carried away!

[snowgrouse]

Ha, I'm doing this myself (and not getting nearly enough B7 prompts)... it's a brilliant meme.

1. Vila goes horribly out of character. Murder, arrogance, or any sort of un-Vilalike dickery you can think of.

2. Giant Ultraworld Brain/Giant Ood Brain: their True Love.

3. Vila gets arrested by the Guv.

[vilakins]

Ooh, nice idea, but can I write the Guv? :-)

I shall give you some prompts now!

[snowgrouse]

That's why I suggested the Guv, since it might be a bit unlikely:D. *tempts you anyway*

(And now I have images of the Guv as a Bayban-like character and my brain hurts. It'd be beautiful, though.)