This is totally how it happened

[viklasofsveden]

So last night Jonathan and I went driving around, raising hell, running over orphans, and then buying a new radio for what is now my camry, Abbigale. The installation was free at the Best Buy at Santana Row, so we decided it was worth the short wait and we got some Subway and yum. But while Abbigale was parked in the garage, evils made their way

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[belle_fleur86]

Why wasn't there any zombie action when I was in San Jose with you??? I wanna kick some zombies around... ::is disappointed:: I don't think it's fair that the Norcal people get zombies... we totally got shafted in this deal.

[inaripup]

Well, SoCal totally gets vampires and werewolves. And, admit it, they're a lot hotter than zombies. Think aboout it: have you EVER seen a zombie romance novel?

[rasteven]

actually...

zombie romance exists...

not that its any good...

and speaking of good...

Griffin, I hate you for your hardcore prose SKILZ!

[inaripup]

Why did the whorehouse in Raccoon City close?
The tips weren't worth it.

[misterikkit]

Don't be so humble, man! It was way more exciting than that!

[cakoluchiam]

finally read this, and I'm totally glad I did

[tazome]

oh my....

you need to get laid.

[tazome]

by a zombie

[anonymous]

semper ubi sub ubi!!!!!