[meme] KIDFIC

[vikki]

GUILTY PLEASURE MEME

Name a couple and moonsheen or I will either write a drabble about their kid(s) or tell you, possibly in great detail, about their home life, the circumstances of their birth, and possibly how they were conceived.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

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[lacunarity]

Go Mi Nyu and Tae Kyung!

[vikki]

AHA YOUR SEKRIT LJ IDENTITY REVEALED! /friends

[lacunarity]

You have found me! And the livejournal I never use anymore except to comment on stuff!

[vikki]

Best. Icon. Ever.

[cypsiman2]

Anzu/Yuugi.

Saikoro means 'dice' LOL

[vikki]

By the time Saikoro was three, his hair was completely and utterly untame-able. This did not prevent Anzu from tackling his hair with a comb, brush, and gel every day for as long as she could get their kid to sit still before preschool. (At the end of the day it was always sticking up in weird angles again, and more often than not multiple colors. Fingerpainting was his 'second mostest favoritest actiminy' after making mazes with blocks. And racing toy cars through them.)

"I should've known," she griped to Yuugi through a comb in her teeth. Saikoro was putting together something with KAIBACORP(tm) sticky blocks, only interrupting occasionally to say 'ow!' when Mommy pulled on his hair too hard. "I should've known his hair would be a disaster! I've met your grandpa. I know it runs in the family."

Yuugi was laying on his stomach in front of Saikoro, handing him blocks. "Daddy, look!" Saikoro held up his creation.

"Oh, what's that?" Yuugi asked, looking at the multi-colored mass.

"A car," Saikoro announced. (He liked cars

Re: Saikoro means 'dice' LOL

[cypsiman2]

Very nice, thank you for writing that for me. Personally, I should think that Anzu has plenty of fun 'playing' with Yuugi's hair.

Re: Saikoro means 'dice' LOL

[vikki]

LOL, you're probably right. I just had this mental image of Anzu wrestling her kid's hair down every day just because she's stubborn like that, but I'll bet she gave up by the time he was four and just appreciated it for the awesome that it was.

The story of the family bicycle

[vikki]

Watanuki found Shizuka Doumeki's genetics terrifying. About twenty years ago he would have had a long shrieking fit about it. He didn't have shrieking fits anymore - generally having practically stopped his own time and being close to 40 years old had mellowed him out. He'd made his peace about his relationship with Doumeki. He was fine.

But when he met Doumeki Junior he still had to say, "By all that is divine, do you reproduce asexually!?"

"Oi," said Doumeki.

"Oi," said Doumeki's kid a beat later. He had the same half-lidded eyes that were the same brown-gold, the same skin tone, and even the same haircut as his father. He was a miniature Shizuka in every way.

"At least you don't dress him in girl's clothes," Watanuki said.

Doumeki said nothing.

"You do dress him up in girl's clothes," Watanuki said

Re: The story of the family bicycle

[vikki]

HEEE YAY

DOUMEKI IS MY HERO
AND WATANUKI IS LOVE

and I feel dirty using the Watanuki OMGYAY icon on any fic involving him because I so enjoy writing about his paaaaaaaainful existeeeeeeence of Doooooooumeki being in his liiiiiiiiiiiife wryyyyyyyyyy

[rukawagf]

derp any fandom? tempted to say Shizaya (Shizuo x Izaya) just because ..>.>;;;;

also just for you~
THE TRANSFORMERS AND THEIR KIDS! GO! (lol)

Bumblebee, Barricade, and ... a surprise character.

[vikki]

Bumblebee was minding his own business when the patrol-class, openly displaying its Decepticon allegiance on its armor, drove over the ridge of the crater, transformed, and practically spat a small bundle of metal in the engineer's face

[suxing]

Kaito/Shinichi! :D

... We have spoken maybe twice, but both times were probably centered around Detective Conan, I think?? So uhh yeah. \o/

this space being held for a proper response later

[vikki]

;askldj <3333333
You know my GUILTY PLEASURE <3
(honestly, when I think of them I just want to write porn. It's like a pavlovian response. Them being INCREDIBLY SMART and then sexytiems.)

Re: this space being held for a proper response later

[suxing]

OH YAY I'M GLAD~~ :D

You are basically the only person on my flist who even knows who they are, much less gives a damn. I need more Detective Conan-savvy friends. :<

(I totally approve of your thought process! Mine goes something like: THEY SHOULD JUST HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME--except maybe for the times when they're being incredibly smart and witty and bantering with each other, and also when they're off orchestrating heists/solving mysteries.)