if wishes really were horses

[vikingwriter]

In case there's a genie out there with a couple wishes to spare, I would really like, in no particular order:

-a week of nights full of 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep
-a body that works, or at least doesn't ache all the time
-enough money to catch up on bills (ahead would be nice, but at this point, I'll take catching up)
-a job that uses my brain on a regular basis
-being able to find shit in my own house
-a happy surprise rather than a crap one (as they all seem to be lately)
-all the bugs in the neighborhood to stop hanging around my front door, lining up to come inside and invade (it's as if they know I'm alone and want to keep me company, which is really sweet but also, uh, not)
-someone to just come in for a day and clean my house till it sparkles, again, just to catch up, just to not always feel behind
-someone to watch all the new season premieres with (I was so busy last year getting ready to go to Germany and then being in Germany, that I almost didn't notice I was watching them from the dvr while all alone)

I reserve the right to add, delete or edit this list until said genie actually shows up.