i have lost my fangs

[victormakesart]

My brother thinks I'm a vampire.

His Reasons:
I'm pale.
I stay indoors.
I wear long clothes and hats. (His rationalization: so the sun doesn't burn me up when I do go outside.)
He thinks my blood phobia is a cover.
I'm always cold.
I know lots of random stuff. (His rationalization: because I actually saw the stuff. History, the like.)

Looks like I'm influencing quite the little conspiracy theorist. I'm proud of him.