Haha, shut up.

[victoriabeckham]

Cruz calls me mommy now. Romeo still calls me mummy, as he would thirty years from now, fingers crossed. Brooklyn calls me whatever he feels like calling me, Victoria. David remains the vision of loveliness / freak of nature that folds his dirty washing, and the Spice Girl who couldn't dance and sing is nominated for a British Fashion Award,

Comments

[timberlake]

I WOULD LEAP UPON YOU IF I WAS CERTAIN YOU WOULDN'T SNAP IN HALF i love you

[victoriabeckham]

HAHA WELL thank for being considerate! I hope I don't disappoint!

[piqueg]

Girl, come back.

[victoriabeckham]

Things exploded after I posted and I'm so overwhelmed. Sorry, darling.

[ehawke]

I miss you more than I miss my virginity.

[victoriabeckham]

You were just waiting for me to be pregnant again, weren't you?

[ehawke]

One of these kids is bound to be mine, eventually. Insert REO Speedwagon lyrics.