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victimofnoone

thirty-three : public service announcement

Mar 27, 2010 06:36

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ze rex cobra commander lewis, ze bruce banner, ze tony foster, ze seamus zelaney harper, ze james t kirk, snark, i am not related to that thing, ze capn morgan adams, ze glinda, carpe omnious, ze tony stark, ze rayne, ze wichita

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the_ironman March 27 2010, 12:40:26 UTC

1/2 wichita_kansas March 27 2010, 12:40:48 UTC

2/2 ...but seriously. Did you try to fuck my inmate? Idiot. wichita_kansas March 27 2010, 12:41:18 UTC

I didn't try to fuck your inmate. We have the same last name :| She got mad that I was born. the_ironman March 27 2010, 12:41:56 UTC

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After a few minutes smirking at this post... gammapulsed March 27 2010, 12:41:02 UTC

Hayley, that isn't a very nice thing to say about Mr. Stark.

[Private]

...I probably shouldn't be encouraging this kind of behavior in inmates, but. [His tone says it aaaaall. Pbbbt.]

Voice victimofnoone March 27 2010, 12:45:37 UTC

I am the Lorax, I speak for the STDs.

[Private]

Was that a smile I heard?

Voice gammapulsed March 27 2010, 12:50:03 UTC

Still, it's uh. Like I said, not nice to spread that stu- I mean, rumors like that around.

[Private]

I, uh. I'll go for maintaining deniability and pass on that. [Holy crap that was an actual chuckle there. CONSIDER YOURSELF ON BRUCE'S 'PEOPLE I ESPECIALLY LIKE' LIST.]

Voice victimofnoone March 27 2010, 12:59:09 UTC

"Rumors", right. Patient confidentiality and all.

[Private]

Don't worry, Banner. Your secret is safe with me.

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the_ironman March 27 2010, 12:49:08 UTC

All of this based on the fact that we share a last name?

Huh. Kind of a... tantrum. Good work on representing your age bracket, sweetheart.

victimofnoone March 27 2010, 12:54:14 UTC

Not at all.

[Private]
It's all based on the fact that I said we should discredit your reputation so that we could immediately dismiss the idea of ever having some semblance of family connection for any reason.

Keep up, old man.

the_ironman March 27 2010, 12:57:55 UTC

Oh, of course. Discrediting my reputation.

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>>> MESSAGE RECEIVED FROM STARK, HAYLEY

>>ORIGINAL MESSAGE PRIVATE; CURRENT STATUS PUBLIC; QUOTE:

It's all based on the fact that I said we should discredit your reputation so that we could immediately dismiss the idea of ever having some semblance of family connection for any reason.

Keep up, old man.

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I'll try, sweetheart.

rollseyes victimofnoone March 27 2010, 13:03:34 UTC

If everyone knows that you're a raging, chauvinistic walking-STD, then you don't have to pretend anymore. You should be relieved. Really.

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wichita_kansas March 27 2010, 13:17:05 UTC

Hayley. Stop picking on easy targets.

Private victimofnoone March 27 2010, 13:20:17 UTC

Can I have your permission to kill this one itty bitty little guy?

Private wichita_kansas March 27 2010, 13:35:15 UTC

What'd he do to you?

Private victimofnoone March 27 2010, 19:33:53 UTC

He's a dick. And there's something there, I just haven't put my finger on it yet. Pedophilia, murder. I mean, maybe he's just gay, but I doubt it.

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My best friend actually told me this. He's special. deusexmechanic March 27 2010, 14:10:09 UTC

Well, you know what they say: Anybody who's anybody's had chlamydia. Way to slut shame some dude, girl.

BACK TO TROLLING YOU. Because you slapped him. stopthat_destro March 27 2010, 14:49:53 UTC

I take it that means you're well acquainted with chlamydia.

SHOCKINGLY, Harper's not particularly sensitive about this. AND YOU DESERVED THAT SLAP! deusexmechanic March 27 2010, 14:53:22 UTC

Hey, when you're living in the ravaged remains of the enslaved planet earth, where the hell do you find protection?

LIES, REX NEVER DESERVES ANYTHING BAD EVER. stopthat_destro March 27 2010, 14:55:31 UTC

By choosing your partners carefully.

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