Comments | vicodincrutch: 026. Diagnosis

vicodincrutch

026. Diagnosis

Feb 16, 2008 12:21

Mysterious coma case and you give it to who? The hospital.

Gee. Thanks. While you're at it, go ahead and give that plastic bag to junior. It makes a great toy. Mom you have a great one with that.

In the meantime, I'm bored. Let's pretend that this is a game show. And, I'm going to pretend that I'm watching the game show, Jeopardy. I'm going to keep ( Read more... )

cynical, i'm surrounded by idiots, wasn't me, dr grinch, lilith, quacks, doctoring

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princeofknaves February 16 2008, 20:50:26 UTC

Is ze Doctor frustrated? Methinks he is.

vicodincrutch February 16 2008, 20:51:23 UTC

Ringling Brother's called. They don't remember giving you time off.

princeofknaves February 16 2008, 21:17:11 UTC

If you had a rubber-chicken you'd be funnier, trust me.

vicodincrutch February 16 2008, 21:20:33 UTC

If you had the rest of your brain you'd be smarter.

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a_close_shave February 16 2008, 20:50:59 UTC

Am I right to assume you're Waverly's doctor, then.

vicodincrutch February 16 2008, 20:52:19 UTC

No one asked me to. So... no. I'm just playing along at home.

a_close_shave February 16 2008, 20:54:09 UTC

Of course not.

Is there anyone competent enough to even -try- to find out what's wrong with her in this building.

vicodincrutch February 16 2008, 20:57:40 UTC

Thinking out side of the building is dangerous, right?

glock30 February 16 2008, 20:54:22 UTC

Are you feeling left out?

vicodincrutch February 16 2008, 20:58:45 UTC

I'd win if I were playing with a live studio audience.

glock30 February 16 2008, 20:59:33 UTC

I'm sorry, but you didn't phrase your answer in the form of a question.

vicodincrutch February 16 2008, 21:02:33 UTC

"What is tight restricting clothing causes yeast infection" for 500.

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hisplusone February 16 2008, 20:54:26 UTC

What else is a hospital for? You're not much of a doctor are you?

vicodincrutch February 16 2008, 20:56:48 UTC

vicodincrutch February 16 2008, 21:01:19 UTC

Doctors are so useful aren't they? Fixed in one place where you can always find them. Creating carbon dioxide. Being green.

Oh wait. That's a tree.

hisplusone February 16 2008, 21:14:04 UTC

Oh right trees, brilliant. If you don't plan on helping her then just shut it.

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holymadonna February 16 2008, 21:22:55 UTC

I didn't take her case, son. I have been occupied with re-organization of the Hospital security to stop people taking it as their personal battlefield.

If you are intrigue about it, visit the patient.

vicodincrutch February 16 2008, 21:28:22 UTC

My mistake. I thought the motherly instinct and crying in the streets inspired your interest.

holymadonna February 16 2008, 21:30:05 UTC

It does. But this case appears more provoked by one of those areas neither you nor I are experienced. The esoteric ones.

vicodincrutch February 16 2008, 21:37:54 UTC

What makes you sure?