104 Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Does anyone want a clock with screwed up numbers? While under the influence of a curse I bought four. Two of them are still in the package. You know you're interested

Comments

[makes_you_tick]

I'll take them, if you can't find any other buyers. What were you going to use them for?

[vicodincrutch]

Sold!

I had plans of systematically replacing someone's. Then I realized I spent too much. They can't be returned without the receipt. Congratulations on your find.

[makes_you_tick]

That can definitely add up, as far as a practical joke goes.

That's a terrible store that doesn't allow for the return of curse purchases, though.

[vicodincrutch]

They'd give me my money back, but only if I had the receipt. I don't want any store credit.

[adamantined]

Oh, so you're Doctor Frankenstein. I should've known.

[vicodincrutch]

See any windmills?

[adamantined]

Didn't it go up in flames?

[vicodincrutch]

Nope. Unless they put that solar powered generator on top of it.

[as_damaged]

What's wrong with the numbers?

[vicodincrutch]

They're backwards. Or shoved to one side. One of them is scrambled.

[as_damaged]

Factory defects, or intentionally altered?

[vicodincrutch]

Intentionally. I paid money for it.