090. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

This month I lost my personal space rendered a captive to a curse stuck with the most hyper social doctor from Down Under. I'm able to talk about it right now because I'm so well adjusted. This experience reminds me that Valentine's Day is coming up. I think you all remember now too thanks to that last curse. So in preparation for that blessed day

Comments

[worksmart]

...You do know I keep showing up in the same office because you pay me?

[vicodincrutch]

Is it self-importance or comedic timing that requires you to state the obvious?

It isn't about you. Just a thought.

[worksmart]

It was your word association. Just making sure nobody else follows the same train of thought.

Since when have you had a stalker?

[vicodincrutch]

Oh if you insist.

Never. Because I know how to not have a stalker. And now you do too.

private; <333333333333333 x 9000

[vicodincrutch]

Peachy.

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[vicodincrutch]

You've been too ready to say that, haven't you?

[adamantined]

Does this mean you're going to decorate a shoebox for us to leave Power Ranger cards in for you?

[vicodincrutch]

Actually, I've had this box for awhile, it's open on one end and it's about oh, I want to say 16 inches tall. Usually, I put a plastic bag in it and every other undesirable piece of paper or refuse in it. Why not put Valentines in it too?

[adamantined]

That was a good one.

At least you'll have something interesting and festive for all your stalkers to go through.

[vicodincrutch]

Coffee grounds are so cute.

[eiremagic]

You forgot heavy weaponry.

[vicodincrutch]

Last resort, but logical. Super heroes could be busy.

[as_damaged]

Informative.

[vicodincrutch]

I thought as much. Eden thinks it requires firearms.

[as_damaged]

I doubt we need to encourage violent behavior.

[vicodincrutch]

As a last resort? Hugging it out can't make it all end well.