071. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

If you still have the Black Ick, quit your belly aching and make a pathetic distress call. There's a happy ending. There's no "i" in team. With our powers combined we summoned Captain Planet. The day is saved. Is this a victory? I'm going to say no. Why? This wasn't a solution. Abstract problem solving, that's for sure. I'm not happy with it. I'm

Comments

[eiremagic]

I made chicken. No spuds and no bacon so you should be thrilled. Do you want a pot?

[vicodincrutch]

No trimmings? What's the occasion? Anticipating another famine?

[eiremagic]

Carrots and onions.

[vicodincrutch]

It's an excellent companion to pizza. I'll take it.

[hearttohart]

Black Ick? You mean, Geostigma?

[vicodincrutch]

A disease by any other name would still be just as infectious and frustrating.

[elevatorwarrior]

That's becau- What the hell does that even mean?

[vicodincrutch]

We could call the Geostigma the Happy Sunshine Syndrome and it wouldn't change anything about it.

[vicodincrutch]

How about a t-shirt that says "I'm the Boss" to up the ante?

That's not a cure. That's deux ex machina.

[vicodincrutch]

You are similar, you know, in selective mannerisms.

You feel better with the rest of the victims? That is until another fabricated illness comes along. But that's okay, we've made it this far.

[as_damaged]

It doesn't matter that the people who were ill are now better, or that no one else will be infected?

[vicodincrutch]

When it takes a chant and a wand wave, what do we have to worry about?

[as_damaged]

Worried about obsolescence?

[vicodincrutch]

I'm not satisfied with how reliable a poof with glitter is.

[innovatorgps]

... Are you... jealous? I can't even tell-

I definitely recommend whatever Eden made over... pizza three times a day.

[vicodincrutch]

Chicken. The first white meat. I hate to have pizza go to waste. Have some. Please.

[innovatorgps]

If... you insist?

[vicodincrutch]

I do.